Man, this is great! I always wanted to nail a dame in a fur coat, and now’s my chance. I mean, if you’ll introduce me to one, sir. One as sexy as you, baby! Bender out. I never felt so alive, Bender. Listen, this turquoise-encrusted bra is worth 50 grand. Let’s sell it and run off before the Donbot gets wise. No. It will take a lot more money than that to make a girl like you happy. No, it won’t. We’ll run off, but not till after I win the Universal Poker Championship! One entry, please.
Run away! There, right there, right there. You’re on a scenic route through a state recreation area… known as the human mind. You ask a passerby for directions… only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding The Scary Door. I have combined the DNA of the world’s most evil animals. evil creature of them all. It turns out it’s man. 1 Bend Her games of the 3004 Earth Olympiad! Continuing this network’s tradition of sportscasting excellence.
Fine. If you’re gonna be like that, I’m not shooting anyone. Right between the lungs. Man that was close. I’m a robot too! Aha! That explains this growth on your driveshaft! Who knows. Oh, I do. Allow me to explain what really happened the day the ship crashed. I’ll protect you Leela. My love is stronger than the vast majority of explosions. Fry did in fact save Leela, though at a terrible cost to himself. I tossed him into the stem cells, like flem on a hot sidewalk. Leela was so distraught, she went all blade runner and built a duplicate.
Torture with the clamps or a clamp-like device? No. We are gonna sit tight and see if he wins the poker tournament. He does, that proves he’s packing my lucky foot, in which event. Or a clamp-like device. Welcome viewers who fell asleep with the TV on! It’s the 3009 no-limit hold’em championship. of Penn Jillette, and here with a color commentary, my partner Teller. Our act really didn’t change much when he died. Pardon me, I’m new to this game. enough for all your money? Bender? Oh, boogers.
I miss me wife and oxygen. We all miss our loved ones and gases. Come on, Fry. Wait, I’m not going with you. What about your life on the surface? You don’t belong here. She’s right. Sure they got the Braves, but it’s a third-rate symphony. Fry, you half-mad, half-insane maniac! Be reasonable! Do you realize if you. you’ll permanently adapt to the pressure? I don’t even understand it! You’ll never be able to return to the surface. I don’t care. I’ve got everything I want right here.
I don’t see you planning for old age. I got plans. I’m gonna turn my on/off switch to off. I’m gonna take action. It’s time to check my retirement fund. Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.
Well, down to my last lottery ticket. Cherry. Cherry! Mule. Crud! You got six bucks left to retire on. I recommend Tender Vittles. You’re opening a retirement account for $6? I’m sure a wealthy mule farmer like you knows we charge a $10 monthly fee.